Oh please, oh please, can't a giant barge through my door and tell me I've been accepted into Bognawt's College For Late Blooming Witches & Wizards.

Mum definitely isn't moving to San Diego, in case you all didn't already figure that out.

My Christmas shopping list is big, and I only have 3 or 4 gift ideas that aren't even close to perfect. Must think harder.

I got my Battlewagon back from the shop. Not because the guy fixed everything, but because the damn thing started every time he tried. So he had no clue whether or not the problem was in the gas or electricity. Which was retarded because my mother told him specifically when he got the damn thing that it was electrical. I told him that when it wouldn't start, the spark plugs weren't emitting sparks. He says
"Oh well...you didn't tell me that before... No matter. Go drive it around and see what happens."
I don't wanna drive it around you fuck. I want it fixed. What does it mean when there's no spark???
"It could mean a number of things. Go drive it around and when it won't start have your boyfriend--You have boyfriend, right?-- Have him check the plugs for spark."
.....What?....I already told you it won't spark and why can't I check it?...
"Because you could get hurt. It's dangerous for little girl."
Uh-huh...Thanks douche... So I drive it home, and it won't start. And the sparks don't show up again. What happens if I get it towed here and it starts for you again?...Then what?
"Well I can't do anything til it won't start"
Then why the fuck should I take it????
"Just go drive it. Maybe it will not work only for you."
DIE IN A FIRE YOU SON OF A BITCH
This bullshit is coming from some bleached-hair-bear-gut-pierced-ear-old-foreign-fuck who calls himself "Magic".
He is never putting his greasy smelly ass hands on my Battlewagon EVER AGAIN.

I started RE4 and Kingdom Hearts...
RE4 is fun so far, and I'm sure it's very funny to watch me fail, but I already had a nightmare from playing it. I'm a scaredy cat. That doesn't mean I'm gonna stop though.

I wanted to give KH a chance. It can't be as bad as everyone says, right? The camera is really weird and jumping is wonky as all hell, but the opening was cool and I've got no problem with the characters so far. Cept this Kairi whore wanted me to collect raft supplies and a bunch of food before we could leave the starting island. I looked for two hours and I couldn't find a fucking mushroom, seagull egg, or fish to save my god damned life. I'll try again, but if something really cool doesn't happen after I find them, I quit.